How to Stuff a Wild Bikini (1965)

John Ashley: Johnny

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• Johnny : Come on, Cassandra, first we'll teach you how to surf.

  Cassandra : That sounds marvy!

  Peachy Keane : That sounds peachy.

• Johnny : [seeing 3 pretty beach girls, enthusiastically]  Hello! How are you?

  English Girl : [with British accent]  Jolly good, thank you.

  Johnny : Hey, you're English.

  English Girl : Quite. My name's Cynthia.

  Johnny : I'm Johnny, and this is Bonehead - accent on the first syllable.

  English Girl : How do you do? I'd like you to meet some friends. This is Maria from Italy. And this is Uta from Germany, she's from Düsseldorf.

  Johnny : Mighty pretty country around there.

  German Girl : Danke schön.

  Bonehead : Gesundheit.

  Johnny : How come the United Nation's meeting at the beach?

  English Girl : We heard so much about America, and the girls on the beach, we decided to investigate.

  Bonehead : [pointing to himself]  Anytime you want to investigate the *boys*!

  German Girl : Ooh.

  Beach Girl from Georgia : [comes walking over, heavy Southern accent]  Hi thar, y'all must be new here-abouts.

  Italian Girl : Where are you from?

  Beach Girl from Georgia : [heavy Southern accent]  I'm from Georgia, that's in the South.

  English Girl : Of what country?

  Beach Girl from Georgia : [looks into camera, nonplussed look on her face]  Huh?

• Johnny : Hello! How are you?

  English Girl : Jolly good, thank you.

  Johnny : Hey, you're English!

  English Girl : Quite. My name's Cynthia.

  Johnny : I'm Johnny and this is Bonehead - accent on the first syllable.