How to Stuff a Wild Bikini (1965)
Harvey Lembeck: Eric Von Zipper
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Quotes
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North Dakota Pete : When I was a kid in school, you know what I did to the little girls that sat in front of me?
Eric Von Zipper : Sure, let me guess, you used to take their pig-tails and stick them in the ink well.
North Dakota Pete : No. I used to stick the *whole girl* in the ink well.
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Peachy Keane : Now, when you get to the ditch, the ditch! You understand me? The ditch that's covered with straw. Ditch covered with straw - what is it you do?
Eric Von Zipper : I cross that bridge when I come to it.
Peachy Keane : No. No! You don't. You go around it!
Eric Von Zipper : I go around it.
Peachy Keane : Right.
North Dakota Pete : Otherwise you're down in the pit! Without a pendulum.
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Peachy Keane : No! You don't change the roadsigns. J.D. and the Rats change them. And Rick, he goes the wrong way and you go the right way. You understand? You go the right way! Right?
Eric Von Zipper : Right!
Peachy Keane : Right!
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Eric Von Zipper : I'm given up my new image and I'm going back to my old image. Right?
Puss , Khola Koku , Boots , J.D. , Rat Pack , Rat Pack : Right!
Eric Von Zipper : The old way was better. Right?
Puss , Khola Koku , Boots , J.D. , Rat Pack , Rat Pack : Right!
Eric Von Zipper : I am my ideal. But, the Rats, are my idols. Right?
Puss , Khola Koku , Boots , J.D. , Rat Pack , Rat Pack : Right!
Eric Von Zipper : I'm going back being the Rat next door. Right?
Puss , Khola Koku , Boots , J.D. , Rat Pack , Rat Pack : Right!
Eric Von Zipper : Let's go!