How to Stuff a Wild Bikini (1965)
Len Lesser: North Dakota Pete
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Quotes
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North Dakota Pete : Old Pete's got ideas... and those that ain't vile, are foul.
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North Dakota Pete : When I was a kid in school, you know what I did to the little girls that sat in front of me?
Eric Von Zipper : Sure, let me guess, you used to take their pig-tails and stick them in the ink well.
North Dakota Pete : No. I used to stick the *whole girl* in the ink well.
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North Dakota Pete : What's buggin' ya, boobie?
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North Dakota Pete : Old Pete's got you, boobie!
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North Dakota Pete : I got a tiger tied up down there. There'll be a tiger in his tank, boobie.
Puss : But what about Dee Dee?
Boots : She'll be riding with Ricky.
Puss : I don't like the idea of a girl being eaten by a tiger.
Boots : Me neither. It ain't nice.
North Dakota Pete : Don't worry, ladies. This tiger only likes boys.
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Peachy Keane : Now, when you get to the ditch, the ditch! You understand me? The ditch that's covered with straw. Ditch covered with straw - what is it you do?
Eric Von Zipper : I cross that bridge when I come to it.
Peachy Keane : No. No! You don't. You go around it!
Eric Von Zipper : I go around it.
Peachy Keane : Right.
North Dakota Pete : Otherwise you're down in the pit! Without a pendulum.
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North Dakota Pete : We're going to have walkie-talkies all around. *Just* to keep you reminded. And you're going to have a little receiver inside your helmet - where your brain's supposed to be.
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North Dakota Pete : Hey, boobie, there's a fiver if you aim that Derringer at old Ricky over there.
Puss : It wouldn't be ethical.
North Dakota Pete : You keep your ethicals. I'll keep my five.