The Fortune Cookie (1966)

Harry Davis: Dr. Krugman

Quotes 

• Willie Gingrich : Are you sure?

  Dr. Krugman : Why do you think I'm wearing this outfit - 'cause I'm a barber?

  Willie Gingrich : Oh, I don't mean to question your comp...

  Dr. Krugman : So don't kibitz.

• Harry Hinkle : [laying in a hospital bed]  Could l have that cigarette?

  Willie Gingrich : Cigarette? Is it all right if he smokes?

  Dr. Krugman : Personally, l gave it up. But if you gotta smoke, blow a little bit my way.

• Dr. Krugman : So, we open the kid up, and what do we find? Three buttons, a thumbtack, and 27 cents in change.

  Willie Gingrich : Morning, Doctor.

  Dr. Krugman : Morning. Parents couldn't afford to pay for the operation, so l kept the 27 cents.