Fitzwilly (1967)
John McGiver: Albert
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Quotes
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Buckmaster : But don't worry, Albert, he knows what he's doing. Look around you, huh. A mind responsible for all this doesn't make mistakes.
Albert : Only God doesn't make mistakes, Mr. Buckmaster.
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Claude R. Fitzwilliam : All right, Albert, off to Philadelphia. My regards to Uncle Buckmaster, of course, and, uh, don't forget to reimburse yourself for the gin rummy game.
Albert : I'd rather take the loss, sir, as punishment for gambling.
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Albert : Oh, yes, the Fairchild girl - the one with pink eyelids.
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Claude R. Fitzwilliam : How old is the old poop?
Albert : 83.
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Claude R. Fitzwilliam : This one will be alright.
Albert : That's a brand new one. It's much too stiff for a young lady!
Claude R. Fitzwilliam : Oh, well, this young lady weighs 180, has a touch like a truck driver, and would slaughter me if I took her a piano that had been used by anyone!