In Like Flint (1967)

Jean Hale: Lisa

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• Lisa Norton : You're quite accustomed to being admired by women, aren't you? All those, uh, ridiculous, uh...

  Flint : Sighs? Yes, you're quite right. They are ridiculous. I must say it's refreshing to be with a beautiful woman who's above that sort of thing.

  Lisa Norton : Why I never said I was above that sort of thing. What I meant was...

  Flint : Yes?

  Lisa Norton : You really are good at it Mr. Flint.

  [Flint laughs] 

  Lisa Norton : Tell me something. What is it about you that makes you so irresistible to women?

  Flint : It's very simple. I don't compete with them.

  [Flint takes Lisa's face and kisses her] 

  Flint : Now that ends the suspense.

  Lisa Norton : You're quite right. I was curious. Well, now you've had the tour and so have I.

• Flint : Eh, how much time do we have?

  Lisa Norton : We have less than an hour.

  [Flint whistles - walks over to the President] 

  Flint : Sir, a call from you. There's an airbase close by.

  U.S. President Trent : [President dejected since he is currently being impersonated by an double]  Who'd believe me?

  [Flint sighs - then turns to girls when he remembers there is a lot of recreational water craft - some human powered - that could be used to invade the other island launch site] 

  Flint : Well I saw a lot of floating stuff up there and your staff I understand is quite athletic.

  Elisabeth : I don't know what you mean.

  Lisa Norton : I do. Look Miss Elizabeth our way just didn't work.

  [Lisa Norton turns to Flint] 

  Lisa Norton : I'll get the rest of the girls and I'll meet you at the beach.

  Elisabeth : What will you do when you get there?

  Lisa Norton : Operation Smooch.

  Elisabeth : Operation Smooch?

  Flint : Operation? Smooch?

  Lisa Norton : Smooch.

  [Flint chuckles] 

• [Flint thinks he has found a flaw in the women's plan to take over the world] 

  Flint : But. What about the millions of the women throughout the world who may not see your little plan just the way you do?

  Elisabeth : Did you say millions?

  Flint : Millions yes.

  Elisabeth : [Elizabeth to Lisa Norton]  My dear, show Mr. Flint how the "hair dryer" works. Go ahead Mr. Flint I think you will be quite interested.

  Flint : Hair dryer?

  [Flint watches as Lisa Norton removes hair dyer side panel revealing a small running reel to reel tape deck] 

  Flint : I suppose when the hair is wet the current is conducted and the programming is received.

  [Flint turns off tape player] 

  Flint : Brain and hair washing at the same time.

  Lisa Norton : Exactly.

  Flint : [Flint sighs]  You really think you can get away with THIS?

  Elisabeth : Get away with it? Oh Mr. Flint, think a minute. Think. Now then, hair dryers like these have been in use for some time. Correct?

  Flint : Yes, correct.

  Elisabeth : Very well, for many years now every time a woman went into a beauty shop she came out a LITTLE bit more dissatisfied with a man's world. We've been busy Mr. Flint. I think you'll find, the contented housewife, is a thing of the past.

  Flint : Ladies. FORGET IT!

  [the women repeat Flint's last two words in a shocked tone] 

• Lisa Norton : Hello Mr. Flint

  Flint : Uh, Miss Norton.

  Lisa Norton : I imagine you find it all a bit, gothic?

  Flint : It's lovely.

  Lisa Norton : What you must think of us. To come in this way. Unannounced.

  Flint : But not unexpected I gather. No.

• Flint : Is this real?

  [Flint points to cryogenic booths room] 

  Lisa Norton : Cryobiology?

  Flint : Yes.

  Lisa Norton : Oh yes. Yes it's quite real. We call it our "Save for Later" program.

  Flint : [Flint chuckles]  Nooo.

  Lisa Norton : Yes. Here people worth keeping can be saved for a time more worth living. As a matter of fact it's, uh, really quite the ultimate luxury.

  Flint : Hmm.

  Lisa Norton : Just imagine. Just imagine here we can suspend time for as long as we wish. To return fifty or a hundred years later.

  Flint : Well. To be frozen in nitrogen gas and then thawed out at some time later like a supermarket pizza is not exactly the classical idea of immortality but

  [Flint points out framed mirror on wall with the words 'Eternity Now' etched on it]