David Frost Presents (TV Series)

How to Irritate People (1969)

Michael Palin: Malcolm, Bona Fide Movie-Goer, Head Waiter, Mr.Gibson, Poofy Actor, Tom, Flight Attendant, Man with score card, Mr.Shande, Topic Announcer

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• Flight Attendant : Hang on, there's someone going into the washroom. Wait, he's in, he's in.

  Flight Attendant , Bored Pilot , Bored Pilot : Five, four, three, two, one.

  Bored Pilot : Please return to your seats and fasten you safety belts immediately.

• Bored Pilot : Please find the emergency spill in the washroom at the back and release it!

  Bored Pilot : But do not unfasten your safety belt!

  Flight Attendant : That's got 'em back to their seats.

  Bored Pilot : The emergency spill must be released!

  Bored Pilot : But do not leave your seats!

  Bored Pilot : Do not panic!

  Bored Pilot : Tea will be served.

  Bored Pilot : Inflate your lifejackets!

  Bored Pilot : And extinguish all cigarettes!

  Bored Pilot : Please remove the luggage from the racks above your heads and please it on the other side of the aircraft.

  Bored Pilot : Except for hand luggage...

  Bored Pilot : Which you should sit on!

• Various : I'm kicking myself.