The Party (1968)
Denny Miller: 'Wyoming Bill' Kelso
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Quotes
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'Wyoming Bill' Kelso : I gotta get downstairs before Conchita cools off. You come downstairs with wet clothes on, I'm gonna stomp you and the horse you ride in on. You got that?
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'Wyoming Bill' Kelso : Where are you from?
Hrundi V. Bakshi : I am from India.
'Wyoming Bill' Kelso : Got you covered, Injun.
Hrundi V. Bakshi : Oh! Bang! Howdy, pardner!
'Wyoming Bill' Kelso : Pretty quick on the draw there.
Hrundi V. Bakshi : Never I believed in my whole life I would meet him, and he would go "Bang, pardner!" Listen to me: white man speak with forked tongue.
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Hrundi V. Bakshi : Excuse me, sir, but, you are, are you not, "Wyoming Bill" Kelso, the famous film star?
'Wyoming Bill' Kelso : That's me, in the flesh.
Hrundi V. Bakshi : Oh, God. What a moment in my life! Oh, sir, I've seen every one of your films.
'Wyoming Bill' Kelso : Oh, well, that's wonderful! Wonderful!
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Hrundi V. Bakshi : What is this game you call to get the brightly colored balls in the hole?
'Wyoming Bill' Kelso : Pool.
Hrundi V. Bakshi : POO?
'Wyoming Bill' Kelso : Not poo! POOL!
Hrundi V. Bakshi : Oh, POOO-EL!
'Wyoming Bill' Kelso : That's right!
Hrundi V. Bakshi : How many people can play this poo-el?
'Wyoming Bill' Kelso : Oh one or two or a whole bunch of people!
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'Wyoming Bill' Kelso : [to Hrundi] Oh, howdy, little buddy,
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'Wyoming Bill' Kelso : Hold on, Conchita! I'm comin'!