Quotes
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Archibald Krüglein : You don't seem to have many guests. When my wife comes, she loves company.
Theo Frobenius : We are overbooked.
Archibald Krüglein : Then why are here so few guests? Explain it to me.
Theo Frobenius : That's because they are not here. I mean they are not actually here.
Archibald Krüglein : So they are no there.
Theo Frobenius : Oh yes, they are there.
[a bit louder]
Theo Frobenius : There they are. On the daytrip. On the tour around the lake, included in the hotel price.
Archibald Krüglein : Interesting. When do you come back?
Theo Frobenius : Late, very late in the evening, you won't see anything. You will sleep at that time.
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Theo Frobenius : [after his shoes went in the water] Dear Krügelein, everything is in order. Your shoes will be fished, dryed and ironed.
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Theo Frobenius : If we don't get any guests I can hang myself.
Robby Mertens : That's not a problem.
Theo Frobenius : I know, hanging myself is not a problem.