Are You Being Served? (TV Series 1972–1985) Poster

(1972–1985)

Wendy Richard: Miss Brahms, Shirley Brahms

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Quotes 

  • Miss Brahms : Well if England's a such good country you've cracked it up to be. How come then we've got strikes & inflation. Mmm? So what's so good about England then?

    Captain Peacock : I shall tell you what is so good about England Miss Brahms. It is the only country in the world that isn't semi-detached.

    [referring to Miss Brahms's house] 

    Captain Peacock : .

  • Miss Brahms : I want some excitement, I want to do something with my life. I'm looking for Dallas and all I'm getting is Coronation Street.

    Mr. Humphries : You're lucky. All I'm getting is Jackanory.

  • Mrs. Slocombe : [into phone]  Yes.

    [pause] 

    Mrs. Slocombe : Yes.

    [pause] 

    Mrs. Slocombe : I will.

    [hangs up phone] 

    Mrs. Slocombe : Captain Peacock?

    Captain Peacock : Yes?

    Mrs. Slocombe : Apparently Miss Belfridge is in one of the fitting rooms, and Mr. Rumbold requires her in his office.

    Miss Brahms : She must have got in early!

    Mrs. Slocombe : She's no right to be there without my permission.

    Captain Peacock : Or mine. Get her out of there, Miss Brahms, I shall speak to her most severely about this.

    Miss Brahms : [walks to fitting room]  Here! Captain Peacock wants you out here, at the double.

    Miss Belfridge : [walks out in outfit that is barely more than a bra and pantyhose, with Captain Peacock's eyes glued to her bust]  You wanted to see me, Stephen?

    Captain Peacock : You should really ask for my permission to be on the floor, but I'll overlook it this time.

    Mrs. Slocombe : It's the only thing he has overlooked.

  • Mrs. Slocombe : [Mr. Humphries has just been sacked for being a "troublemaker"]  I can't believe this is our last morning coffee together!

    Miss Brahms : Coffee? I thought this was tea.

    Mr. Bert Spooner : No, the tea's the one with the froth on top.

  • Mr. Humphries : I attended the Barley Road Mixed Infants.

    Miss Brahms : Oh, boys and girls?

    Mr. Humphries : No, just boys!

  • Miss Brahms : How's your queen pudding?

    Mr. Humphries : It hasn't quite fulfilled its promise.

    Mr. Lucas : I don't know. It promised to be awful and it's disgusting.

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