Chandler (1971)
Leslie Caron: Katherine
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Quotes
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Katherine Creighton : What are you really?
Chandler : I'm a relic.
Katherine Creighton : I can see that. What do you do?
Chandler : I guarded computers. I was a certified rent-a-cop. It was a scenic job. You clock in, clock out. I got tired. Thought I'd go up to San Quentin, and strap myself into an electric chair.
Katherine Creighton : Except at San Quentin, it's the gas chamber.
Chandler : Right.
Katherine Creighton : Nothing ever works out.
Chandler : [chuckles] Of course not.
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Katherine Creighton : There's a dead man in my room.
Chandler : Sure, okay.
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Katherine Creighton : How about her portfolio?
Chandler : Silicone.
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Katherine Creighton : Oh, I'm just a wayward Catholic, searching for a final resting place.
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Chandler : Who else loves you?
Katherine Creighton : No one. Except you, whoever you are.
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Katherine Creighton : Oh, Chandler, Chandler. Tough guys can get so monotonous.
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Katherine Creighton : Everybody wants to squeeze me. Even you.
Chandler : I'm not even going to try.
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Chandler : Why me?
Katherine Creighton : Why not?
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Chandler : We've been had, honey.
Katherine Creighton : What can we do?
Chandler : I don't know. Nothing. Something.