Mame (1974)

Audrey Christie: Mrs. Upson

Quotes 

• Mrs. Upson : Mame, you'll never believe this, but this part of the house used to be an old slave kitchen

  [black maid walks in] 

  Mrs. Upson : Oh there you are Bertha. Bertha, this is Mame Dennis. Bertha is one in a million. We don't know what we'd do without her, do we Claude? She's so nice... most of them are getting so snooty these days.

• Mrs. Upson : Now we all know about these women things, don't we.Come down here and sit beside me.

  [Heavily pregnant Agnes sits down] 

  Mrs. Upson : Now, what's your name dear?

  Agnes : Gooch.

  Mrs. Upson : And what does Mr. Gooch do?

  Agnes : Oh, my father passed on.

  Mrs. Upson : No no, I meant your husband.

  Agnes : I'm a bachelor girl. My baby is going to be a little bas...