Romance with a Double Bass (1975)

Desmond Jones: Musician Razmakhaikin

Quotes 

• Musician Razmakhaikin : Oh all right, we'll take your bass for you.

  Musician Smychkov : What?

  Musician Zhuchkov : The bass, we'll take it for you. But get a move on!

  Musician Smychkov : Oh, no, don't bother.

  Musician Zhuchkov : Don't be late for Maestro Lakeyich.

  Musician Smychkov : No, don't!

  Musician Razmakhaikin : That's all right.

  [they lift the bass onto their small cart] 

  Musician Smychkov : No don't bother, please don't.

  Musician Razmakhaikin : You'd do the same for us.

  Musician Smychkov : No I wouldn't!

  Musician Razmakhaikin : [they laugh]  Of course you would.

  Musician Smychkov : [shouting]  Leave it! I'd never help you, never!

  [as they set off on their tandem] 

  Musician Smychkov : I hate you both! Bring her back, you stupid... tradesmen!