Joe Flynn: Dean Higgins
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Quotes
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Mercedes : Professor Quigley's here to pick up his severence check.
Dean Higgins : Professor Quigley, hmm? Well you inform Professor Quigley that we don't give out severence checks anymore.
Mercedes : But we always give out severance checks.
Dean Higgins : Well, we don't anymore! We just ran out of money!
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Dean Higgins : I *know* he's on his way but so's Christmas
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Dean Higgins : I know he's been kidnapped. How do I know? Because he's been gone for the last three hours looking for his dog.
The Policewoman : Sir, a boy looking for his dog isn't so unusual.
Dean Higgins : It is when the dog got back two hours and forty-five minutes ago.
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Dean Higgins : You're crushing perfectly good vitamins to give to a cow?
Schuyler : That's right.
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Dean Higgins : Pizza?
Schuyler : Yeah, and she seems to like it too. Do you think maybe she's Italian?
[laughing]
Dean Higgins : That's not funny, Schuyler.
Schuyler : Don't you get it? An Italian cow eating pizza. An Italian cow!
