The perfect weekend hide-a-way where you make the first move ... but it may be YOUR LAST! ("Last House - Part II" tagline)
For those who survived the "First" ("Last House - Part II" tagline)
Eve of the end... ('Xmas Massacre' tagline)
Most movies last less than two hours! This is one of everlasting torment!
The windows look out on hell...a view that will take your breath away...permanently! (as "The New House on the Left")
SEAL OF CONSUMER AWARENESS: The price of admission to this motion picture is only the down payment. The balance will be extracted from you nerves...minute by minute.
Even PSYCHO, LAST HOUSE and EXORCIST let you off before the end of the line...NOT THIS TIME!
You can tell yourself IT'S ONLY A MOVIE - but it won't help!