Gator (1976)

Alice Ghostley: Emmeline Cavanaugh

Quotes 

• Emmeline Cavanaugh : Patrick McGinnin, I have known you since you were 11 years old and you were a sweet young man and your father a Catholic priest.

  Patrick, Young Policeman : Baptist minister.

  Emmeline Cavanaugh : Right.

• Patrick, Young Policeman : You stick me in the eye with that sign, you're gonna be in real trouble.

  Emmeline Cavanaugh : I'm a citizen. I've got my rights. I'd like to stick it someplace else!

• Gator McKlusky : Won't that be a little dangerous?

  Emmeline Cavanaugh : Oh, it'll be thrilling!

• Emmeline Cavanaugh : I detest dishonesty. So, I stole the keys.

• Emmeline Cavanaugh : I bet they're gonna walk in the moonlight.

  Irving Greenfield : Good luck to them. If there's moonlight, they'll walk in it. Right?

  Emmeline Cavanaugh : You're a very masculine man.

  Irving Greenfield : Lady, will you give me a break, please?

  Emmeline Cavanaugh : I'll bet you think I've never been married.

  Irving Greenfield : I don't care.

  Emmeline Cavanaugh : Well, I've never been married. In fact, I've never even been...

  Irving Greenfield : Lady!

  Emmeline Cavanaugh : I'm strangely attracted to you.

  Irving Greenfield : Oh, my - God!