Soap (1977–1981)

Rod Roddy: Announcer

Quotes 

• [repeated lines] 

  Announcer : [after describing the often confusing plot line from the previous episode at the top of every show]  Confused? You won't be after this episode of "Soap"!

• Announcer : This is the story of two sisters. Jessica Tate and Mary Campbell. These are the Tates, and these are the Campbells, and this is Soap.

  Jessica Gatling Tate , Mary Gatling Dallas Campbell : [after Burt and Chester start a physical altercation]  Hey! Stop!

  [soon the whole family tries to stop Burt and Chester from fighting] 

• Announcer : This is the story of two sisters; Jessica Tate and Mary Campbell. Jessica lives in a neighborhood known as "Rich". Jessica likes life. The only thing about life she would change, if she could, is that she would set it all to music. The Tates have more secrets than they do money. We're approaching Mary Campbell's house. Mary too likes life. Unfortunately, life doesn't seem too crazy about her. As you can see, the Campbells don't have nearly as much money as the Tates. They do, however, have as many secrets.