- Hazel Aiken: What do you think you're doing?
- Detective Hughes: Where's that address book?
- Hazel Aiken: You get out of my house and go get yourself a search warrant!
- Detective Hughes: A warrant? I don't need a warrant! I have a warrant in my mind for women like you! You oughta be out on 57th Street selling your pussy in front of a delicatessen! That would be big time for a dried-up piece of stale, white-bread like you! I wanna take my knife and scrape some crumbs off you and see if you're stale inside, too!
- Hazel Aiken: You get out of my house, you stupid nigger!
- Detective Hughes: What'd you call me?
- [drowns Mrs. Aiken in kitchen sink]
- Mary Aiken: [sees the dead body and drops the baby] Who did that?
- Detective Hughes: [smiles] I don't know. But if you find out, you call me. You know my name, don't you?
- Mary Aiken: No.
- Detective Hughes: [takes address book of the counter] I'm listed.
- Mary Aiken: What kind of grandmother are you? Having baby-killers in a house with a baby! She'd kill any baby!
- Hazel Aiken: She would not! She only does what she's paid to do. You wouldn't pay her, so she wouldn't do it.
- Hazel Aiken: [answers the phone] Hello! Oh, God! I just don't have time for you now.
- Detective Hughes: I really think by now, you must have something that you want me to know.
- Hazel Aiken: Go see Estelle, she's going crazy to kill some dog.
- Detective Hughes: Don't tell me anything like that. I don't want a "dog-icide", I want a homicide. I don't want crazy, I want premeditated.
- Hazel Aiken: Well then you're just too picky!
- [slams the phone down]
- Detective Hughes: What! What!
- Sara Leachman: Uh, Mrs. Aiken, the hair in my nose is growing back again. I KNOW it's not your fault - it's MY nose! I mean, I just thought I'd mention it. GOD!
- Hazel Aiken: Oh, you're gonna need about fifteen minutes on that jaw line.
- Glenda Montemorano: [sits in electrolysis chair] What about the pussy area?
- Hazel Aiken: That'll have to be extra.
- Marsha Montemorano: Hazel doesn't do pussies.
- Hazel Aiken: You creep! You're really sensitive, aren't you? Well, I can't afford to be sensitive because I have to do everything myself!
- S.F.: She wanted me to get rid of her baby, and then to save the money she chucked it out the window herself, the bitch.
- Mary Aiken: [crying] Oh, no! No, no, no! I can't stand it anymore!
- S.F.: Don't cry, Mary. I'll get another job tomorrow.
- Hazel Aiken: Oh, you're gonna need about fifteen minutes on that jaw line.
- Glenda Montemorano: What about the pussy area?
- Hazel Aiken: That'll have to be extra.
- Marsha Montemorano: Hazel doesn't do pussies.
- S.F.: She wanted me to get rid of her baby, and then to save the money she chucked it out the window herself, the bitch.
- Mary Aiken: Oh, no! No, no, no! I can't stand it anymore!
- S.F.: Don't cry, Mary. I'll get another job tomorrow.
- Angry Mother: [to her young child, as they look at a baby that has just fallen from a tall building and hit the city sidewalk where they are walking] That's what I'm going to do to YOU if you don't SHUT UP!