Pleasure at Her Majesty's (1976 TV Movie)

Alan Bennett: Various

Quotes 

• Alan Bennett : [dictating a telegram into the telephone]  I want to end it if I may, "NORWICH".

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  Alan Bennett : "NORWICH", yes. Well, it's an idiomatic way of saying, "Knickers Off Ready When I Come Home". You see, it's the initial letters of each word.

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  Alan Bennett : Yes, I know "knickers" is spelt with a "K". I was at Oxford, it was one of the first things they taught us.