Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park (1978 TV Movie)
Anthony Zerbe: Abner Devereaux
Quotes
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Melissa : Unreal! I'd heard about your talisman, but I didn't think they really existed. What's that humming noise?
Space Ace : Beethoven's Fifth.
[laughs]
The Demon : It's the cosmic forcefield that protects our talisman.
Melissa : Pretty mystical. And if you didn't have them?
Star Child : With out them, no powers.
Cat Man : We're just ordinary human beings.
The Demon : Not quite ordinary.
Melissa : Too bad everybody doesn't have a talisman.
Star Child : But they do, they just haven't realized it.
Abner Devereaux : You are mistaken, my friend, you are ordinary.
[Walks over to the clone Demon]
Abner Devereaux : Soon, will be the less, than ordinary.
[Tests the Demon out, and gets startled with the fire breathe]
Abner Devereaux : All of you.
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Abner Devereaux : I'm sorry, my dear, this is a restricted area. Only authorized personel are permitted.
Melissa : Oh, I'm sorry. I'm looking for Mr. Devereaux.
Abner Devereaux : I'm Mr. Devereaux.
Melissa : Oh, well, I'm looking for Sam Farrell. I was told you might be able to help me.
Abner Devereaux : Well, perhaps I can. I'll activate the elevator mechanism. You step inside.
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Abner Devereaux : You will regret this day.
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Abner Devereaux : I will destroy you! All of you... and you, you KISS will be my instrument!
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The Demon : [while being choked by the Mummy] This dead man won't die!
Abner Devereaux : You are addressing me, Demon? Hmm?
[Shooting Star Child's talisman, with the ray gun]
Abner Devereaux : Hmm? Hmmmmmmmmmmm?
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Abner Devereaux : Armageddon is coming to this park tonight.
Cat Man : We don't work with a second act, Deveroux, besides, Armageddon is a lame group.
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Star Child : [while fighting Frankenstein] I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
Abner Devereaux : Believe it? Yes, you can believe it.
[Shoots Cat Man's talisman with the ray gun]
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Abner Devereaux : Hold it. That's enough of that. Not in this park.
Dirty Dee : You talking to us?
Slime : What's your beef? You a cop?
Dirty Dee : It's cool. Chopper and Slime don't hurt nobody, 'less they want to.
Abner Devereaux : Fun is fun, but that's carrying things...
Slime : Just who are you anyway, old man?
Abner Devereaux : I happen to be...
Slime : Who do you happen to be? Huh?
Calvin Richards : I'll tell you who he is. He built this park and I run it. Now if you can't control yourselves, you'll be out of this park before you get in. Sneed, you and your men keep tabs on these three.
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Abner Devereaux : Why try to argue science with a book keeper.
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Abner Devereaux : Simon is a very delicate creature. It took nearly a year and $30,000 to perfect him
Chopper : C'mon. Perfection? You call some baboon doing a herky-jerky perfection?