Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park (1978 TV Movie)
Paul Stanley: Star Child
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Quotes
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Guard : It was him!
Guard : Or his twin.
Cat Man : Gene's brother was an only child.
Star Child : Easy, Catman, they are serious.
Space Ace : And they've got guns!
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Star Child : You're looking for someone, but it's not KISS.
Melissa : Yes. My fiance, Sam. He was taking pictures of you.
Sneed : There are dozens of photographers out there. How could anyone ever...?
Star Child : [Paul raises his hand to cut Sneed off] He was here.
Sneed : This is ridiculous.
The Demon : [Growls]
Star Child : Sam's still in the park.
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Melissa : Unreal! I'd heard about your talisman, but I didn't think they really existed. What's that humming noise?
Space Ace : Beethoven's Fifth.
[laughs]
The Demon : It's the cosmic forcefield that protects our talisman.
Melissa : Pretty mystical. And if you didn't have them?
Star Child : With out them, no powers.
Cat Man : We're just ordinary human beings.
The Demon : Not quite ordinary.
Melissa : Too bad everybody doesn't have a talisman.
Star Child : But they do, they just haven't realized it.
Abner Devereaux : You are mistaken, my friend, you are ordinary.
[Walks over to the clone Demon]
Abner Devereaux : Soon, will be the less, than ordinary.
[Tests the Demon out, and gets startled with the fire breathe]
Abner Devereaux : All of you.
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Star Child : Does everybody feel good?
[audience goes crazy]
Star Child : Are you ready for the real KISS?
[audience goes even more crazy]
Star Child : Are you ready to rock and roll?
[audience goes even *more* crazy]
Star Child : All right then. Let's go.
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Cat Man : Weird type of person. I wonder who could've done it?
Star Child : Good question, Cat Man. What do you compute, Space Ace?
Space Ace : Insufficient data at the moment, Star Child.
Cat Man : We better look into it.
The Demon : [growls]
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Star Child : Hi, Melissa.
Melissa : How did you know my name?
Cat Man : He's just showing off.
Space Ace : A little "Star Power" doesn't hurt either.
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Star Child : He's sweating the possibility that we might pull out. He's just plain sweating.
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Star Child : We've got to find Devereaux.
Cat Man : That's good with me, Star Child. I'm down to my last few lives.
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The Demon : [Growls]
Star Child : It must be feeding time for The Demon.
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Star Child : [while fighting Frankenstein] I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
Abner Devereaux : Believe it? Yes, you can believe it.
[Shoots Cat Man's talisman with the ray gun]
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Star Child : Ahoy, mates, the ownership approaches.
Cat Man : Aye, me bucko, with his scurvy crew steaming close behind, and I do mean steaming.