1941 (1979)

John Belushi: Capt. Wild Bill Kelso

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Quotes 

• Captain Wild Bill Kelso : Kid, you gotta get that sub.

  Wally Stephens : What sub?

  Captain Wild Bill Kelso : The Jap sub.

  Wally Stephens : Where?

  Captain Wild Bill Kelso : The ocean, lame-o.

• Captain Wild Bill Kelso : War nerves? Who said war nerves?

  The Patron : I heard it on that radio there.

  [Kelso shoots the radio] 

  Captain Wild Bill Kelso : Radio's wrong.

• Colonel "Madman" Maddox : Identify yourself!

  Captain Wild Bill Kelso : Captain Wild Bill Kelso, United States Army Air Corps. Where the hell am I?

  Colonel "Madman" Maddox : Barstow. Where are you coming from?

  Captain Wild Bill Kelso : San Francisco. Been chasing a Jap squadron for a day and a half. I lost 'em somewhere over Fresno.

  Telephone Operator : I'm from Moline, Illinois.

  Captain Wild Bill Kelso : Tough shit.

• Captain Wild Bill Kelso : [Exit in a hurry] 

  General Joseph W. Stilwell : That is the craziest son of a bitch I've ever seen.

• Captain Wild Bill Kelso : [after parking his fighter plane in front of a gas station with the engine running]  Fill her up! Ethel!

  Gas Mama : Where?

• Pvt. Ogden Johnson Jones : Real Japs?

  Captain Wild Bill Kelso : Nah, wooden Japs, Cheetah. What do you think?

• Captain Wild Bill Kelso : [shooting a plane out of the sky]  Sayonara, suckers!

• Captain Wild Bill Kelso : Come back, plane!

  [chases after his plane, shooting his gun off in the air] 

• Colonel "Madman" Maddox : Let me hear your guns!

  Captain Wild Bill Kelso : My what?

  Colonel "Madman" Maddox : Your guns! Ack, ack, ack, ack, ack!

  Captain Wild Bill Kelso : [fires his airplane's guns]  AHHHH!

• Captain Wild Bill Kelso : My name is Wild Bill Kelso, and don't you forget it.

• Captain Wild Bill Kelso : This is war!

• Captain Wild Bill Kelso : Eat lead, slant!