Chilly Scenes of Winter (1979)
Allen Joseph: Blindman
Quotes
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Blind Man : What do you want?
Charles : [laughing crazily] What do I want? I wanna marry Laura. I thought everybody knew that. I'd even settle for living with her. What do I want? Let's talk about what I have. You know what I have? I have, I have... an unemployed jacket salesman living in my spare room, I have a mother that won't get out of the bathtub, I have a sister that always wants me to be happy, I have a stepfather that wants me to take disco lessons and I have a secretary that wants me to throw parties so that she can make dips. And I have this boss that wants *me* to give his son advice on his sexual problems!
Blind Man : You've been up all night. That only makes things look worse.
Charles : Yeah? I really thought I was having a nervous breakdown for a second there.
Blind Man : [sympathetically] Oh, sure!