Life of Brian (1979)
Bernard McKenna: Parvus, Official Stoners Helper, Giggling Guard
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Quotes
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Mr. Big Nose : I'll get you for this, you bastard.
Parvus : Oh, yeah?
Mr. Big Nose : Oh, yeah. Don't worry. I never forget a face.
Parvus : No?
Mr. Big Nose : I warned you. I'm going to punch you so hard, you Roman git!
Parvus : Shut up, you Jewish turd!
Mr. Big Nose : Who are you calling Jewish? I'm not Jewish! I'm a Samaritan!
Gregory : A Samaritan? This is supposed to be a Jewish section.
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Parvus : It doesn't matter! You're all going to die in a day or two.
Gregory : It may not matter to you, Roman, but it certainly matters to us. Doesn't it, darling?
Mrs. Gregory : Oh, rather.
Gregory : Under the terms of the Roman occupancy, we're entitled to be crucified in a purely Jewish area.