- Peter: Saw another car down the end of the beach, thought we had the place to ourselves. Look what's shitting you anyway?
- Marcia: I told you I've got a splitting...
- Peter: No I mean what's really shitting you
- Marcia: I'm bored
- Peter: Well christ whose bloody faults that get off your arse and do something instead of smoking cigarettes and reading dirty books, amuse yourself
- Marcia: I wanted to go to Eildon remember
- Peter: Oh alright then take the car and piss off, go on piss off
- Marcia: Peter I'm not the type for crapping in the sunshine and yearning round campfires
- Peter: Waters too cold, the suns too hot
- Marcia: Alright then so what am I supposed to do
- Peter: Ah why don't you go fuck yourself Marcia
- Marcia: I told you it wasn't a shark.
- Peter: No. No it certainly isn't a shark.
- Marcia: Then what is it?
- Peter: A Bunyip.
- Marcia: A what?
- Peter: It's a Dugong. A Sea Cow. Apparently there used to be thousands of 'em all along the coast until they were killed off for oil.
- Marcia: It's ugly.
- Peter: Yeh. She's not very pretty out of the water, is she.