Love at First Bite (1979)

Lidia Kristen: Commissare Woman

Quotes 

• Commissare Woman : Either you spend the rest of your life in an efficiency apartment with seven dissidents and one toilet, or you gather your aristocratic shit together and split!

  [storms out] 

  Count Dracula : Renfield.

  Renfield : Yes, master.

  Count Dracula : What is an efficiency apartment?

  Renfield : I don't know, master. What's a toilet?

• Commissare Woman : You and your cockroach-eating friend over there... have 48 hours to get out! Good evening, Comrade Count.

  Count Dracula : Wait one minute! This is my home. My people cleared the land. We tortured innocent peasants for it. We even murdered for it. By Romanian law, that makes it ours.