Not the Nine O'Clock News (1979–1982)

Griff Rhys Jones: Various Roles

Quotes 

• Doctor : I've got your results back from the lab, and you have the highest level of cholesterol they've ever seen.

  Man : Oh.

  Doctor : I know this is premature, but when you die, would you consider leaving your body to me?

  Man : Well, obviously, if I can be of any help. For research purposes?

  Doctor : No, I want to hang you in the garden so the blue-tits can peck at you.

• Sort of Joseph Conrad Chap : [yelling at the Crickets]  Damn you! Silence! Silence! You shall drive me Mad!

  [the Camera pulls back to reveal the Natives all trying to Solve Rubik's Cubes]