The Hollywood Knights (1980) Poster

(1980)

Robert Wuhl: Newbomb Turk

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Quotes 

  • Newbomb Turk : Did you ever hear the joke about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove.

  • Sally : Turk, did you come?

    Newbomb Turk : A little.

    Sally : A little? What do you mean a little? Either you came or you didn't come. Did you come or not?

    Newbomb Turk : I came.

    Sally : Oh my God, I'm so embarrassed.

  • Newbomb Turk : What do you get when you cross a donkey with a Bermuda onion?

    Newbomb Turk : A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes!

  • Newbomb Turk : [Wearing a wolf mask]  Hey, Red Riding Hood, wanna be eaten by the Big, Bad Wolf?

    Red Riding Hood : [flips him off]  Fuck you Newbomb.

  • Sally : I mean, I don't know what it's gonna be. Soon I'll be going away to college and I'll probably never see you again.

    Newbomb Turk : You're going to UCLA.

  • Brenda Weintraub : [Tape played over the PA system at the dance]  Did you hear about Jean Freidman? I heard she had an abortion in Tijuana.

    Shirley Weintraub : That's doesn't surprise me. I heard she gave half the football team the clap.

    Jack Friedman : [at the dance, angrily]  They're talking about my daughter!

    Shirley Weintraub : [on tape]  They sure played like they still had it last week.

    Newbomb Turk : [on tape]  That was the 'Ironbox' Twins, Brenda and Shirley Weintraub, coming to you live from the ladies' room at Tubby's Drive-In.

  • Simpson : [to Newbomb, who's back is turned]  Hey pencil-dick... what time is it?

    Newbomb Turk : [grabs a sandwich to throw at Simpson]  Time to eat!

    [turns and hurls the sandwich which hits Officer Bimbeau instead] 

  • Mrs. Freidman : [Opens front door to find a bag on fire]  Oh my god! Nevans! Juanita!

    Nevans : I'll take care of it!

    [Steps on the bag finding it contains dog poop] 

    Mrs. Freidman : It's dog shit! IT'S DOG SHIT ALL OVER YOUR...

    Newbomb Turk : [Calling her from the street]  Oh, Mrs. Freidman.

    Mrs. Freidman : [Notices one of the occupants is mooning her]  I'll kill you! I'll kill you all! Juanita! Juanita, get out here!

  • Newbomb Turk : Tarzan, go over to Brother Earl's and get, a potato, an unpeeled potato.

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