Private Benjamin (1980)

Eileen Brennan: Capt. Doreen Lewis

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• Judy Benjamin : I think they sent me to the wrong place.

  Capt. Doreen Lewis : Uh-huh.

  Judy Benjamin : See, I did join the army, but I joined a *different* army. I joined the one with the condos and the private rooms.

• Capt. Doreen Lewis : Benjamin, you are not FIT to wear that uniform.

  Judy Benjamin : No shit!

• Judy Benjamin : To be truthful with you, I can't sleep in a room with 20 strangers.

  Capt. Doreen Lewis : Oh dear.

  Judy Benjamin : And I mean look at this place. The army couldn't afford drapes? I'll be up at the crack of dawn here!

• Capt. Doreen Lewis : If Patton were alive, he would slap your face!

• Judy Benjamin : Have you seen the bathroom?

  Capt. Doreen Lewis : Do you think that the latrine... do you think that it's unsanitary?

  Judy Benjamin : It's disgusting! There are *urinals* in there!