Smokey and the Bandit II (1980)

Dom DeLuise: Doc

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Quotes 

• [the gang learns that Charlotte the elephant is pregnant] 

  Cledus Snow : Well, I suppose we'd better keep our eyes open.

  Doc : For what?

  Cledus Snow : [laughing]  For the biggest goldang stork you ever seen!

• 'Bandit' : [finding out Charlotte's pregnant]  Who did it?

  Cledus Snow : Don't look at me.

  Doc : Probably another elephant.

  'Bandit' : I know that, when did it happen?

  Doc : Long time ago.

• Doc : [about his patient]  Swamp fever.

  [everybody steps back] 

  Doc : Don't worry, it's no catching, in Italy we no have.

• Doc : Sure, take her in the truck, make the baby go bada-bing, bada-boom, but I'll tell you this, I'm not going to be responsible.

  [walks off muttering Italian] 

  Cledus Snow : [to the Bandit]  Don't you understand English? He says you can't be shaking Charlotte around in that truck, she's gonna have a baby!

  'Bandit' : We're talking about $400,000, do you understand that? This is our last chance! $400,000!

  Cledus Snow : I understand $400,000 and I would like to get my share of $400,000, but I ain't gonna kill an elephant to get it.

• [the doctor is giving Charlotte a throat exam] 

  Doc : Open wide. Say "ah".

  [Charlotte swallows his flashlight] 

  Doc : Oh boy. What? My ring! I need a tongue depressor about this big!

  [Holds his index fingers a foot apart] 

• Doc : When you give birth to a 200 pound elephant, you no wanna go for a ride, you wanna go WHOOP!

• Doc : Are you a doctor?

  Doc : Not yet but I'm working on it, I got my green card, my license pendin.

• 'Bandit' : [trying to get back on the road after Charlotte gives birth]  She's as strong as an ox.

  Doc : She IS strong as an ox, NOW she has to get strong as an elephant.