Smokey and the Bandit II (1980)

Jerry Reed: Cledus

Photos 

Quotes 

• [Cledus is standing over the Bandit, who's on the floor, drunk] 

  'Bandit' : Cledus, you've gotten taller.

  Cledus Snow : Yes, and you've gotten drunker. This place looks like a shithouse!

  [Bandit points to the bathroom] 

  'Bandit' : You want a shithouse? It's in there.

• [the gang learns that Charlotte the elephant is pregnant] 

  Cledus Snow : Well, I suppose we'd better keep our eyes open.

  Doc : For what?

  Cledus Snow : [laughing]  For the biggest goldang stork you ever seen!

• Cledus Snow : [punches Bandit and knocks him down]  Doc, I thought I loved him too much to do that to him.

  'Bandit' : Obviously not.

• Cledus Snow : [Bandit is being chased by a lot of police and Cledus is heading straight for them in his truck]  Tell me, how many trucks do you see?

  'Bandit' : I see one, unless I've been drinking.

  Cledus Snow : [yells in the CB]  Okay, boys... do it, to it!

  Cledus Snow : [19 trucks emerge from behind Snowman's truck]  Well, I must be commode-hangin' drunk, coz I see about twenty trucks. Ha ha!

• Cledus Snow : [twenty 18-wheelers are on a crash course with about fifty police cars]  Welcome to the biggest game of chicken, boys!

• Cledus Snow : [to a female fan]  You don't need a picture of me. I'll come home and sit on your dresser.

• 'Bandit' : [finding out Charlotte's pregnant]  Who did it?

  Cledus Snow : Don't look at me.

  Doc : Probably another elephant.

  'Bandit' : I know that, when did it happen?

  Doc : Long time ago.

• Doc : Sure, take her in the truck, make the baby go bada-bing, bada-boom, but I'll tell you this, I'm not going to be responsible.

  [walks off muttering Italian] 

  Cledus Snow : [to the Bandit]  Don't you understand English? He says you can't be shaking Charlotte around in that truck, she's gonna have a baby!

  'Bandit' : We're talking about $400,000, do you understand that? This is our last chance! $400,000!

  Cledus Snow : I understand $400,000 and I would like to get my share of $400,000, but I ain't gonna kill an elephant to get it.

• 'Bandit' : You know I could take you head off.

  Cledus Snow : And you know that's just what you' gonna have to do.

  'Bandit' : What is WRONG with you idiots? You act like she's human!

  [sees tears running down Charlotte's face, Doc starts crying, Cledus tears up] 

  'Bandit' : I'm sorry, Charlotte.

• 'Bandit' : Well, that's about enough

  Cledus Snow : Well, how many is that?

  'Bandit' : One

  Cledus Snow : One? You did one yesterday

  'Bandit' : I know, it hurt