Ed
:
[dressed as Groucho Marx, talking to a blow-up doll]
Come on, baby. Open your eyes. Come on. Look at me. Just my luck, she's a lesbian!
[first lines]
Doc
:
Hey, there she is now. Would you tell me what she sees in you, please? Can you figure this one out, Ed? I mean, now this guy's got some luck, huh?
Ed
:
[German accent]
Woman are very strange, doctor, very strange!
Ed
:
Anybody seen my girlfriend? She's the one with the big caboose!