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David : I want you to arrest me, you asshole!
Bobby in Trafalgar Square : There's no call for that kind of language.
David : Queen Elizabeth is a man! Prince Charles is a faggot! Winston Churchill was full of shit!
Bobby in Trafalgar Square : That's enough.
David : No! Let go of me!
Alex : David, please!
David : Shakespeare's French! Fuck! Shit! Cunt! Shit!
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Dart Player : Go. Stay on the road. Keep clear of the moors.
David : Yeah. Thank you.
Chess Player : Beware the moon, lads.
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[still discussing how David can kill himself in order to lift the curse]
Harry Berman : A gun is good.
Judith Browns : You just put the gun to your forehead and pull the trigger.
Gerald Bringsley : If you put it in your mouth, then you'd be sure not to miss.
David : Thank you, you're all so thoughtful.
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David : I will not be threatened by a walking meat loaf!
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Jack : Did you hear that?
David : I heard that.
Jack : What was it?
David : Could be a lot of things.
Jack : Yeah?
David : A coyote.
Jack : There aren't any coyotes in England.
David : The Hound of the Baskervilles.
Jack : Pecos Bill.
David : Heathcliff.
Jack : Heathcliff didn't howl!
David : No, but he was on the moors.
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David : [while transforming] I didn't mean to call you a meat loaf, Jack!
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Jack : Now, I'm really sorry to be upsetting you, but I have to warn you.
David : Warn me?
Jack : We were attacked by a werewolf.
David : [putting his hands over his ears] I'm not listening to this!
Jack : On the moors, we were attacked by a lycanthrope, a werewolf. I was murdered, an unnatural death, and now I walk the earth in limbo until the werewolf's curse is lifted.
David : Shut up!
Jack : The wolf's bloodline must be severed; the last remaining werewolf must be destroyed. It's you, David.
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David : [sees Jack's reflection in bathroom mirror and shrieks] You're not real.
Jack : Ah, don't be a putz, David. Come here.
[motions, walks out of bathroom and looks inside bedroom door]
Jack : A nurse, huh?
David : [closes bedroom door] Shhh. Come on.
[motions and walks to living room]
David : What are you doing here?
Jack : I wanted to see you.
[picks up Mickey Mouse figure, moves its arm and uses high-pitched voice]
Jack : Hi, David!
David : Put that down! Okay, you've seen me. Now, go away.
Jack : I'm sorry I'm upsetting you, David, but you don't understand what's going on.
David : I understand all right. You're one of the "undead," and I'm a werewolf.
Jack : Yes, that's right.
David : Get out of here, Jack.
Jack : Tomorrow night's the full moon. You're gonna change. You'll become...
Jack : I know. I know. A monster.
Jack : You've gotta kill yourself, David, before it's too late.
David : Are you really dead, Jack?
Jack : What do you think?
David : I think I've lost my mind. I think you're not real. I think you're just another part of bad dream.
Jack : You've gotta believe me David.
David : Believe what? That tomorrow night, under the full moon, I'll sprout hair and fangs and eat people? Bullshit!
Jack : Oh, goddammit, David, please believe me! You'll kill and make others like me. I'm not havin' a nice time here. You've gotta take your own life.
David : I will not accept this. Go away.
Jack : This is not pretend, David.
David : I will not be threatened by a walking meatloaf!
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Taxi Driver : Puts you in mind of the days of the old demon barber of Fleet Street, don't it?
Alex : Sorry?
Taxi Driver : The murders.
David : What murders?
Taxi Driver : Haven't you heard? Last night... six of 'em. All in different parts of the city, all mutilated. He must be a real right maniac, this fella.
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David : I'm going to the police. Jack was right.
Alex : Jack is dead!
David : Jack is dead and six people are dead. There's gonna be a full moon tonight. I'm going to the cops.
Alex : David, please be rational. Let's go to Dr. Hirsch.
David : Yeah, be rational, sure. I'm a fucking werewolf, for Christ's sake!
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[first lines]
Truck Driver : That way is Proctor, and over here is the moors. I go this way.
Jack : Thanks for the ride, sir. You have lovely sheep.
Truck Driver : Boys, keep off the moors, stick to the roads. The best to ya...
David : Thanks again.
[then to the sheep]
David : We'll miss you.
David : Bye girls...
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David : How could there have been witnesses? It was so dark. We were running, and I fell and Jack went to help me up, and this thing came from nowhere. I don't know what they're talking about.
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David : [David has returned to Alex's flat wearing a womans coat] Good Morning. I'm freezing.
Alex : David. Where on earth have you been.
David : [excited] Alex you wont believe this. I have lost my mind. I woke up at the zoo.
Alex : The zoo?
David : [confused] What did I do last night?
Alex : You don't remember?
David : Well I remember seeing you to the door and waving goodbye, and getting locked out of the flat and coming in through the front window, I started to read then I woke up naked at the zoo.
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David : Look at me, here I sit in a porno theatre in Piccadilly Circus talking to a corpse.
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David : I think Debbie Klein is a mediocre person with a good body.
Jack : There is nothing mediocre about Debbie Klein's body.
David : She's a jerk!
Jack : You're talking about the woman I love.
David : I'm talking about a girl you want to fuck, so give me a break.
Jack : Alright. Well, I have to make love to her. It's really very simple. She has not choice.
David : You know, it just fascinates me how much energy you spend on somebody so dull.
Jack : There's nothing dull - about that body.
David : We've known Debbie - what? Since the 8th grade? How many years of foreplay is that?
Jack : She says she likes me too much.
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David : I don't know why I feel so good. I haven't felt this good in a long time! You know, my body feels great! I feel like an athlete. Let's go back to your place for a quickie, huh?
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Alex : Remember I'm just a working girl, so don't expect too much.
David : Do you live by yourself?
Alex : Yes.
David : Good.
Alex : There's a shop on the corner, we'll get some food.
David : [Inside store at checkout] This suffs expensive.
Alex : It's outrageous. My pay can't possibly keep up with inflation.
David : How do you live?
Alex : Carefully.
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David : Maybe it's a sheep dog... let's keep going.
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David : [to himself] I'm going completely crazy.
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David : Maybe its a sheep dog... lets keep going
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David : My memory is fine. It's my sanity I'm beginning to worry about.
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David : That's easy for you to say. You're already dead.
Gerald Bringsley : No, David. Harry and I and everyone you murdered are not dead. The undead!
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David : It's a sheepdog or something. Come on, turn slowly. Let's walk away.
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Jack : Remember the Alamo.
Barmaid : I beg your pardon?
David : Oh, he was just joking.
Barmaid : Joking? I remember the Alamo. I saw it once in London... in Leicester Square.
Chess Player : She means in the Cinema--that film with John Wayne.
David : Oh yeah, of course. Right, with Laurence Harvey. Very bloody.
Chess Player : Bloody awful, if you ask me.
[he and the bar patrons laugh uproariously]