Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior (1981)

Bruce Spence: The Gyro Captain

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Quotes 

• The Gyro Captain : Look, we had a deal. I show you the gas, and you let me go, right?

  Max : The arrangement was I wouldn't kill you.

  The Gyro Captain : After all I've done for you...

  Max : [Max jerks the Captain's face to his own by the collar]  I reckon you got a bargain, didn't you?

• The Gyro Captain : Lingerie. Oh, remember lingerie?

• The Gyro Captain : No! It's *my* snake, I trained it, I'm going to eat it! I got a recipe for snake. Delicious. Fricassee of reptile. You are what you eat.

• The Gyro Captain : [Max starts to pull a concealed knife from under his car. The Captain puts a loaded crossbow to his neck from behind]  A fellah, a QUICK fellah, might have a weapon under there. I'd have to pin his head to the panel...

• The Gyro Captain : They've got you wrong. You're not a coward. STUPID, maybe. But not a coward.

• The Gyro Captain : [the Gyro Captain realizes Max's shotgun had been empty the entire time]  Empty! All this time!

  [reproachful] 

  The Gyro Captain : That's dishonest! Low!

• The Gyro Captain : [Max loads his shotgun with a shell found on a dead body]  How do we know that one's not a dud?

  Max : [Max aims at the Captain's face]  Find out.

• The Gyro Captain : Don't touch please, that's a precision instrument.