- Robert Cole: [selecting a prop for the space film he's working on] How much would you say this weighs?
- Head Mixer: I don't know. Maybe it doesn't weigh anything--did you ever think of that? Maybe it's on one of those planets that doesn't have any gravity.
- Robert Cole: [on the phone with Jay] Jay, listen--I didn't tell you this before, and I think I should tell you now. I love you. I mean, in the right way. I think you're an amazing guy, and I--I think I just love you.
- Jay: The ludes kicked in, right?
- Robert Cole: I don't think that we should go out anymore. I mean, I just think it's over.
- Mary Harvard: OK. It's over again.
- Robert Cole: No, not *again*. This is it. This is the last time. It's for real.
- Mary Harvard: And you don't love me?
- Robert Cole: I do love you. I mean, love has nothing to do with this. Yes, I love you. I mean, that makes it very confusing, but I just don't think... I mean... you've heard of a no-win situation, haven't you?
- Mary Harvard: No.
- Robert Cole: No? Really, no? You've never heard of one? Vietnam? This? I'm telling you they're around. I think we're in one of them.
- Mary Harvard: I don't think we should go together anymore. This is too painful for me. I can't do this. It's over.
- Robert Cole: Marry me.
- Robert Cole: [stretching before his first jog after breaking up] One, two, three! And I don't even miss her, two, three! One, two, three! And I don't even miss her, two, three...!