Neighbors (1981)

Igors Gavon: Chic

Quotes 

• [Earl is on the phone with Chic, the locksmith, and Vic is listening on the other line] 

  Earl Keese : Hello, Chic? It's Earl.

  Chic : Earl! Earl who?

  Earl Keese : Hey, no jokes, will ya? I need the name of that locksmith you used that time. I broke a key off. I got two lunatics locked in my basement.

  Vic : [makes unintelligible noises] 

  Chic : What? What did you say?

  Vic : [disguising voice]  I said blow it out your ass, wimp.

  Chic : Is somebody on this line?

  Vic : Just you and me, asshole.

  Earl Keese : [to Enid]  That bastard's on the phone!

  Chic : Well you called me, didn't ya?

  Earl Keese : Not you!

  Vic : Me!

  Earl Keese : Get off the line, Vic!

  Chic : Who's Vic?

  Earl Keese : He lives next door.

  Vic : Nobody lives next door, Earl!

  Chic : That's right!

  Earl Keese : Christ.

  Vic : Earl, have you been drinking?

  Chic : What the hell is going on?

  Earl Keese : Never mind, forget it!

  Vic : And don't ever call here again!

  [click]