Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)
Laurene Landon: Testa
Quotes
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Male Passenger : [TV Version] There's nothing to worry about.
Testa, Shuttle Stewardess : Could you hand me your cup, please? Thank you. Be careful, it's very hot, okay.
Male Passenger : Thank you, and stewardess, would you please tell my wife, that these flights are completely safe? I hope she hears it from you.
Testa, Shuttle Stewardess : There's nothing to worry about.
[Unger's hand sticking out of the door]
Testa, Shuttle Stewardess : [Screams and drops the last pitcher of coffee on the female passenger]
Female Passenger : [Screams, after Testa dropped the coffee on her]
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Testa : Captain, Mr. Dunn and Mr. Unger were sucked out an air lock in the computer room!
Captain Clarence Oveur : Both together?
Testa , Elaine Dickinson : [together] Mr. Dunn and Mr. Unger were sucked out an air lock in the computer room!
Captain Clarence Oveur : Don't panic. Calm down, ladies. Now, are there any other problems?
Mary, Shuttle Stewardess : [races in the cockpit] Captain, we've run out of coffee.
Captain Clarence Oveur : Damn! If I've told them once I've told them a hundred times, store extra coffee!
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Testa, Shuttle Stewardess : Captain, what should we do if the passengers start to panic?
Capt. Oveur : All right, this is the way we're gonna play it.
[pulls out a marker and pad of paper]
Capt. Oveur : Mary, I want you here in case there's a full-cabin press. Testa, you take the aisle here, cover Mary's weak side in case she gets double-teamed.
Testa, Shuttle Stewardess , Mary, Shuttle Stewardess : Right!