Portrait in Crystal (1983) User Reviews

"Portrait in Crystal" - Swords and magic and confusion

[ChungMo · 5/10 · 6 May 2007]

Wuxia or martial world genre, take your pick. Obscure Shaw director Hua Shan, best known for the absurd "Super Inframan", is getting a reassessment with the re-release of the Shaw library. Whether that reassessment is deserved is another matter.

A crystal carver applies his blood to his most recent creation, a statue of a maiden, despite the protests of his overweight assistant. The assistant has just finished reading how blood applied to crystal will awaken a malevolent spirit. So after a crystal woman warrior fights and kills several members of the Poison clan, fingers are pointed at the sculptor. The clan sends it's best men out to kill the crystal warrior as well as the sculptor. The sculptor and his buddy set out to find the crystal warrior and stop the killing spree that's being blamed on them. Turns out the sculptor was once a talented swordsman so he's quite able to defend himself. His fat buddy is no slouch in the kung-fu department either. Everyone ends up at the "Du" mansion, a strange place run by a woman warlock who has some hidden agenda.

The film bears comparison to other martial world films out of Shaw. While treading a similar territory, Portrait in Crystal is different in several ways. The photography is interesting at times with some very excellent compositions and color design. Other times it's as garish as you can imagine. While the standard Shaw sets do come up, much of the set design is different from other films. Several props seem to come from the local Plexiglas store. There is more comedy then I've seen in wuxia films, supplied by the fat guy. Unfortunately the story gets very confusing and the end is very abrupt and unsatisfying. Hua Shan has some interesting ideas but it's offset by the confusing editing. The martial arts are mostly done with wires and simple editing tricks, that's to say that there are no real martial arts on display. However, the final sword fight is well done.

Depending on your taste for garish Shaw style wuxia, you might have a good afternoon with this one. A warning, however, there's a rather extreme torture performed on a naked woman constricted in a fishnet. Not for children!

Gruesome gore in Shaw Brothers horror/swordplay hybrid

[venoms5 · 7/10 · 10 September 2007]

One of the craziest Shaw Brothers action movies. This one mixes Fantasy, Horror and Swordplay action that provides a wild 90 minutes of mindless weirdness about a legend of a crystal maker who spilt blood on one of his creations causing it to come to life. Members of a powerful clan begin turning up dead and the crystal maker investigates only to discover a devious plot by a Martial Clan leader to eliminate his top rival and even members of his own family.

Elements of horror permeate the movie with a Gothic flavor in nearly every scene. One of the main characters, who wears a sort of PHANTOM OF THE OPERA type mask, has a special skill with a small scepter that has a skull attached to one end. The skull emits laser-like needles that cause the victims stomach to expand and explode in a geyser of viscera. The same character also has a pipa (a sort of Chinese guitar) made of bones that, once played, causes the victims to puke to death! Another female assailant has a skill that causes people to explode and another that can set people on fire.

The final fight also features a main villain with a sword that, whatever it touches, is set on fire; even, on a couple of occasions, the air itself! The ending also features a completely naked and well endowed woman on a cross with netting wrapped all over her body that gets tighter and tighter threatening to tear through her skin. Oh, there's also an army of fighters that wear skull masks with long hair that duel with tridents. All this and MANY booby traps and dollops of gore make for a crazy viewing experience.

Very fun B level Shaw film made close to the end of their reign as the HK audiences were shying away from their period style of movie-making. Golden Harvest was doing modern style action and thrillers around this time and that's what most people wanted to see. The same exact fate that befell Hammer years earlier. The Shaws would still produce a staggering 40+ movies in 1983 but by the next year, it would drop to under 20.

Fast paced director Hua Shan, who garnered critical acclaim for his big hit thriller, THE CRIMINALS from 74, eventually settled in to directing martial arts and swordplay actioners. One of his best remembered movies is the Roger Ebert favorite THE SUPER INFRA-MAN.

THIS MOVIE!

[BandSAboutMovies · 6/10 · 22 October 2023]

I think I've seen all the Shaw Brothers non-supernatural films and the HK Database says that this is a drama, so...let's just agree that it may have demons and magic but it's kind of its own thing.

Long Fei (Jason Piao Pai) left behind the world of martial arts fisticuffs and now lives in a secluded mountain studio where he and his assistant Fatty (Wong Chun) have spent five years carving a woman out of crystal. Long Fei wishes that his woman had a soul, so he adds some blood because you know, nothing bad would happen, and of course everything bad in this movie happens as the crystal woman (Yu-Po Liu) starts killing people.

Masked Poison Yama (Wei Hao Ting) and his son (Yu Hsiao) want to kill Long Fei, so they spend much of the movie inside a treehouse lab where they mix plants, snake venom - yes, the movie shows us it being extracted, it's a Shaw Brothers movie - and animals to make a poison that blows people up from inside their stomach. Yes, they show it. You know you want it.

Yet the son is soon killed by the crystal female and Yama declares revenge on everyone, first using poison gas to kill everyone in the family of former fighter Prince Tian Di (Jung Wang). As this is all going on, he sends his men White Judge and Black Judge after Long Fei and Fatty, who are hiding out in an inn where the owner decapitated people and serves their flesh.

This movie is, well, absolutely wild. There are battles in a graveyard, a school of masked female assassins, wire-assisted swordplay and every character coming together for one final battle. I just realized that Hus Shan also directed Inframan, Kung Fu Zombie and Dynamo. Yeah, that makes sense even if this movie doesn't - like how is the crystal woman related to the assassin academy? - but who cares? It looks good, it moves fast and it's super weird.

Distinct, significant flaws are nevertheless outshone by a superb, fun swirl of action, fantasy, and horror

[I_Ailurophile · 8/10 · 21 September 2023]

Famous as the Shaw Brothers are for kung fu flicks above all, it seems strange to every now and again watch one of their works that embraces fantasy or outright horror. Of course, there are also those titles that combine genres, like 1982's 'Human lanterns,' and in this case, 1983's 'Portrait in crystal.' Fantastical underpinnings for the narrative are tossed together with some majorly violent or ghastly imagery, and to my delight the action is defined by those martial arts that the studio is famous for (and garnished with some comedy to taste). This isn't without its faults, but by and large it's just as well made as we expect of the production company, and I'd be lying if I said it weren't highly entertaining.

The issues that limit the value here are few, but they are noteworthy and significant enough that it's important to mention them straightaway. The finished film is cut in such a manner as to force every scene through a grinder; one genuinely runs the risk of missing a lot if we blink at the wrong moment. The incidence is so substantial here that one is reminded of the penchant in silent comedies for speeding up footage for comedic effect, except the application here is borne throughout the entirety of the length, and one quite has to reduce the playback speed just to get the most out of the viewing experience. Even setting aside that odd trait the plot advances swiftly - which is extra unfortunate since this isn't entirely clear about details of its story. It's readily evident that crystal spirits are somehow involved in a string of murders as characters set about investigating, and yet: Who are these characters? What are their relationships to each other? Where are they going? Are figures dressed in elaborate sartorial arrangements crystal spirits, or living people, or both? I sat for these eighty minutes, and necessarily reduced the playback speed three times, and I'm still not confident that I have all the answers to these questions. Add the high variation in tone thanks to those moments intended for comedy beyond the action, fantasy, and horror, and watching 'Portrait in crystal' is considerably less than perfectly smooth.

Yet it says so much about Shaw Brothers, and those involved with this picture specifically, that it nevertheless is as fun and satisfying as it is. The stunts and action sequences are utterly superb, putting the "art" in "martial arts" at the same time that they're splendidly exciting and distinctly violent and bloody. The practical effects are outstanding; post-production additions are employed sparingly, but even though they are modest they are fitting for the nature of the material and come off well. The sets are as imaginative, detailed, and outright beautiful as those in any period piece the studio has ever given us, which is to say they are of only the utmost quality - and in fact may even be superior to the nearest points of comparison. This quite goes for the costume design, hair, and makeup, too, not to mention props and weapons, and whether the nature of the visuals in a moment are geared toward the period setting, the more fanciful elements, or the more gruesome ones, at all times they are a feast for the eyes and rather make 'Portrait in crystal' worth watching all by themselves. This is to say nothing of extremely sharp editing (though I plainly disagree with some of the choices made in that capacity), the smart and dynamic cinematography, or the firm direction that very capably capitalizes on the strengths of any given scene to make the movie as striking and absorbing as it possibly could be. Even the cast perform admirably, and acting isn't even the most important factor in fare such as this.

With vibrant and creative use of lighting on top of everything else, this really is a terrifically well made, fabulously enjoyable feature. Whatever flavor we're being treated to at a specific point - magnificent and fast-paced action, far-flung magical whimsy, or abject disturbing horror - there's much to love about this, and it keeps us solidly spellbound for all the tremendous skill, care, and intelligence that is reflected in every regard. I include in this the original music that often employs more unusual chords, instrumentation, and playfulness than in most similar contemporary fare; rather reminded of videogame music from 8-bit or 16-bit console systems. And while the minutiae of the storytelling gets lost in the rush to supply the resplendent, varied zest of the constituent genres, the broad strokes of the tale are sufficient to provide a framework. Anyway, it's the scene writing that's most important here as it provides the foundation for all the visuals and the delectable spiciness we crave, and that foundation is very sturdy indeed, and in no few instances very clever. I only wish that more a more mindful, judicious approach had been taken toward the construction of this title, because those few flaws with which it is marked are enough to place emphatic upper limits on all that it otherwise represents. If the pacing weren't so ridiculously rapid, requiring active modification of the playback, and if more thought had been put into identifying characters and their place in the narrative, the end result could only have benefited.

Still, far more than not, the picture is just a blast. It's troubled in at least a couple very distinct and critical ways, but the value that 'Portrait in crystal' possesses is so marvelously robust that it handily outweighs the all too reasonable and crucial detractions. In light of those detractions I can't say I would offer a blanket recommendation here, for it's understandable that some viewers would be put off by those areas where the movie falls short. Provided these are not an insurmountable obstacle, however, this swirl of action, fantasy, and horror is so stupendously strong, engrossing, and rewarding that it remains well worth seeking out and watching, however one must go about it. Be keenly aware of the effort that the viewing experience requires, but even at that 'Portrait in crystal' is well worth checking out!