- Michelle: Everybody feels like a loser once in a while.
- Bobby Todd: That's easy for you to say, you live a fascinating life; fast pace, great people, life on the road!
- Michelle: It's okay, I guess...
- Bobby Todd: Sure beats Grimsby, I'll tell ya! Back there you're considered worldly if ya buy your lunch at work instead of brown-bagging it!
- Michelle: Aw, it can't be *that* bad?
- Bobby Todd: Sometimes, we get really wild and drive to Buffalo for chicken-wings!
- Bobby Todd: Hi!
- [makes a Steve Martin impersonation]
- Girl #2: Are you one of those pro-skiers?
- Bobby Todd: Oh no, not me. I don't go for those
- [snaps his fingers]
- Bobby Todd: tame sports.
- Girl #1: What kind of sports DO you go in for?
- Bobby Todd: Well I'll tell you. I like to stand at the poolside. Oh, and occasionally get... Happy feet! Whoa!
- [shakes and jiggles]
- Bobby Todd: And when I get bored, I occasionally get... Jacques Cousteau happy feet!
- [Jumps in the pool]