Deadline Auto Theft (1983)

Jack Vacek: Merle, WK90 Officer

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Farley : You know, Merle, we haven't seen our pet ducky in a while. I wonder what happened to Mallard?

  Merle : I don't know. I saw him going down that way, you know. Then he was gone.

• Farley : Merle, I've about had it with this people driving through our riverbed. They made a mess of everything and I think it's that fat man's fault, and I think we ought to mark him.

  Merle : [hits himself on the helmet with the end of a baseball bat]  A brilliant idea.