Doctor Detroit (1983)
Dan Aykroyd: Clifford Skridlow, Doctor Detroit
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Quotes
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Clifford Skridlow : [towards the end of a rant as Doctor Detroit] ... Mom, if you want trouble - I am talking about scorched earth, no survival, whole-sale destruction... body-bags and fire TROUBLE
[smashes car windshield]
Clifford Skridlow : then you just keep comin' on!
Mom : You don't know what trouble is, jerkoff!
Clifford Skridlow : Mom, I am going to rip off your head and shit down your neck.
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Clifford Skridlow : Nothing can destroy the Doctor!
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Clifford Skridlow : [as Doctor Detroit] I make adjustments to the human spine!
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Clifford Skridlow : Do you have any idea how college faculty members eat? On what we get paid, a free meal is like honey to a bear to these people! They're going to want to eat enough to hibernate on! They're animals!
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Clifford Skridlow : [posing in court as Thelma's brother, upon hearing the bailiff read from the docket] I can't believe my ears! This is an outrage! Let me see that thing. I mean this is outrageous, ridiculous! Let me see that. Why, I demand satisfaction! Get the arrestin' officer in here! I will tar and feather the scalawag!
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Clifford Skridlow : [Getting ready to turn into The Doctor, paraphrasing the Prologue to Henry V] From inside the jousters' tents / The sound of the armorers accomplishing the knights / Busy hammers closing rivets up / Give dreadful note of preparation.
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Clifford Skridlow : [waking from a nightmare where his mother becomes a prostitute] NO! No, I will not sell my own mother!
Margaret Skridlow : [walking in on him] Of course you wouldn't, dear. But it's a sweet thought.
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Johnny : I'm gonna kick your ass!
Clifford Skridlow : [as Doctor Detroit] I warn you, I'm a chiropractor! I will use my skills negatively!
