Crimes of Passion (1984)

John Laughlin: Bobby Grady

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Quotes 

• Bobby Grady : Sorry, I'm not too good at this. It's my first time.

  China : Are you that desperate or that horny?

  Bobby Grady : Uh... no. Married.

  China : Oh, *that* desperate and *that* horny!

• Bobby Grady : You remind me of this hamster I had when I was a kid.

  China : [Somewhat offended]  I remind you of a *hamster*?

  Bobby Grady : Yep. He ran away whenever you tried to touch him. So I wanted to show him there was nothing to be afraid of. So one day I just picked him up real fast and I just held him.

  China : [Sarcastically]  And he turned tender and loving...

  Bobby Grady : Nope. He shit in my hand.

  [Both laugh] 

• Amy Grady : Didn't your mother teach you to wash your hands after you went to the bathroom?

  Bobby Grady : Nope, she taught me not to piss on my fingers.

• Bobby Grady : I wanna' know what's bugging you. Is it the way I eat? Why did you pour all that maple syrup on my pancakes?

  Amy Grady : It was a mistake, all right?

  Bobby Grady : Was it?

  Amy Grady : What do you think, I'm trying to poison you with maple syrup?

• China : Uh, do you want some coffee?

  Bobby Grady : No... I could, uh, use a shot of morphine, if you got it. Enough to kill the last twelve years.