The Lonely Guy (1984)

Madison Arnold: Lonely Cop

Quotes 

• Lonely Cop : Listen, I really don't have to use the can I just want to ask you, where do you get these things?

  [the cardboard people] 

  Lonely Cop : They're fantastic?

  Larry Hubbard : You mean you're a...

  Lonely Cop : Yeah, a lonely cop.

  Larry Hubbard : A lonely cop? Aww. You get them at The Lonely Guy's store at 81st and Lex.

  Lonely Cop : Do they have Gene Hackman?

  Larry Hubbard : Uh,

  [to Warren who's in the kitchen] 

  Larry Hubbard : Hey Warren! Does The Lonely Guy's store have Gene Hackman?

  Warren Evans : Yeah, but you have to order him one week before shipping!