The Lonely Guy (1984)

Judith Ivey: Iris

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• Iris : How long have you been a lonely guy?

  Larry Hubbard : Is it *that* noticeable? What is it that gave me away?

  Iris : I know phony sweat when I smell it. When you first came in, I thought you were Larry Bird.

• Larry Hubbard : How long were you and Marty married?

  Iris : Oh, not long. I found out he was having an affair with a ballet dancer.

  Larry Hubbard : A dancer. Now this may sound silly, but by any chance that dancer wasn't named Danielle?

  Iris : No, no. *Raul*.

• Larry Hubbard : Iris, how old are you?

  Iris : Thirty.

  Larry Hubbard : And you've had *six* husbands?

  Iris : That's a lot, isn't it?

  Larry Hubbard : No, no, not really. When you think about it, it's just one every five years.

• Iris : Hang in there. Lonely guys don't stay lonely forever.

• Iris : I'm crazy about you Larry.

  Larry Hubbard : I'm crazy about you too Iris.

• Iris : It just wasn't meant to be, Larry. But there's one thing I want you to know. Even though we didn't do it, you're the best I ever had.

  Larry : The best what?

• Iris : It's not going to work, Larry. You're wrong for me.

  Larry : Why?

  Iris : Because you're so right for me!

• Larry : Danielle.

  Danielle : Larry.

  Larry : Danielle.

  Iris : Larry?

  Larry : Oh, Iris. Danielle. Danielle. Iris.

  Danielle : Larry.

  Larry : Danielle?

  Iris : Larry?

  Larry : Iris.

  Danielle : [flashes her boob]  Larry!

  Larry : Danielle.

  Iris : Larry?

  Larry : Iris! Danielle.

  Danielle : Iris.

• Iris : I knew from the beginning it would never work. I love you too much.

• Iris : Oh, it feels so good next to your body. Your feet are so warm.

  Larry : Can I take my socks off now?

  Iris : Please.

  Larry : Sure. I just didn't know if you wanted to go all the way or not.

• Iris : I'm sorry. I'm inexperienced. I know that sounds crazy with six husbands, but, you see, I've never had a... you-know-what.

  Larry : You mean an orgasm?

  Iris : I didn't want to talk dirty. None of 'em ever seemed to care if I had 'em or not.

  Larry : I care. Look, um, I'll let you know. Whenever you have one, I'll let you know about it.

  Iris : Oh, you are so sweet, Larry. I appreciate that.