The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

Linda Lavin: Kermit's Doctor

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• [after contorting Kermit's legs, arm and mouth] 

  Kermit's Doctor : No doubt about it; you've got amnesia. The problem is, you were found with no identification, and oddly enough, wearing no clothing. So I did some research into the major nudist colonies in the area, and I think I've come up with something. You are Mr. Enrico Tortellini of Passaic, New Jersey.

  Kermit the Frog : Well, I really don't feel Italian.

  Kermit's Doctor : Oh. It was just a long shot. Mr. X, I'm sorry to tell you this, but I think your case is hopeless. Why don't you go out, find a nice job, and make a new life for yourself. And what we can do for you is give you a nice, clean set of clothes. Wish you a lot of good luck.