- Goody DeSalvo: Since you got money, you only go out with beautiful women who treat you like dirt.
- Vic De Salvo: It's a step up. Before I had money, I went out with ugly women who treated me like dirt.
- Goody DeSalvo: What you need is a nice girl who likes you for yourself.
- Vic De Salvo: That's not my type.
- Bruno: Hey, Boss, you got a good broad here.
- Vic De Salvo: Bruno, didn't you have your consciousness raised by the women's movement? You're not supposed to say 'broad' in front of them.
- Parker Braithwaite: How can "The Senator and Stinky" get a zero share?
- Francine Kester: Not one of the fifteen hundred Computron sets were tuned into it. In short, nobody watched.
- Parker Braithwaite: Nobody watched, huh? It just so happens that we received four hundred letters complaining about the show... so somebody's watching.
- Francine Kester: None of the Computron households.
- Parker Braithwaite: Households. That's the flaw in your system! You don't take into account college dormitories... prisons... Our shows get a lot of fan mail from mental institutions. That never shows up in your ratings!
- Tony: Let me get this straight, Vic. You want me and my truckers to break and enter the homes of innocent people... and help you perpetuate this fraud?
- Vic De Salvo: Yeah.
- Tony: I got no problem with that.
- Vic De Salvo: I don't remember any Francine Kester on the invite list, do you, Skip?
- Skip: Please, I have no knowledge of this woman.
- Francine Kester: You don't look like you've had knowledge of any woman.
- Francine Kester: What a place you've got here.
- Vic De Salvo: Yeah.
- Francine Kester: You're not an Arab, so you must be a drug dealer.
- Vic De Salvo: In trucking, I only had to deal with thugs, hitmen and goons. But these network guys are scary.
- Sid: [looks around at Vic's decor] Am I nuts or have I been here before?
- Goody DeSalvo: The lobby of the Golden Nugget.
- Sid: Class!
- Vic De Salvo: Boys, I'm offering all of you a piece of the biggest money-making racket in America today.
- Tony: Drugs?
- Sid: Hookers?
- Tony: Car insurance?
- Vic De Salvo: No, television! Where a minute of advertising costs a hundred thousand dollars... and a ratings point is worth forty million to a network.
- Francine Kester: I guess that girl tonight hurt you pretty bad.
- Vic De Salvo: Nah, that was one of my healthier relationships. At least she didn't torch my warehouse. Some of them get vicious.