Surf II (1983)

Lyle Waggoner: Chief Boyardie

Quotes 

• Chief Boyardie : Kids, if I need any shit out of you, I'll squeeze your heads.

• Chief Boyardie : I want you to dust the beach for prints.

• Chief Boyardie : This won't be easy, but you boys know all the surfers in this area and I need identification. Well, there it is.

  Bob : What is it?

  Chief Boyardie : Surfers. Two, maybe three. What's left of them.

  Chuck : What happened?

  Chief Boyardie : We're not sure. One thing's certain, it wasn't suicide.

  Chuck : How do you know?

  Chief Boyardie : There's no motive. Besides, it's impossible to cut off your own arms and legs... and head.

• Daddy O : What have we here, Chef?

  Chief Boyardie : Well, I'm not sure. But nobody goes near the water until I get to the bottom of it and don't call me "Chef".