Mr. Belvedere (1985–1990)

Christopher Hewett: Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere

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Quotes 

• Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere : [In the back yard, lustily humming 'Ride of the Valkyries,' and beating a rug in time to the music]  Kill da wabbit! Kill da wabbit! Kill da WABbit! Da-da-daaah!

• Kevin Owens : What is that? You can't eat that. That's a cookie.

  Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere : What? It's a graham cracker.

  Heather Owens : You're cheating on your diet.

  Wesley T. Owens : You're eating it with milk so that makes it a cookie.

  Heather Owens : He's right, you know.

  Wesley T. Owens : Neener, neener, neener.

• George Owens : Who are these from?

  Marsha Cameron Owens : They're from Robbie Rogers.

  George Owens : Robbie Rogers? You mean that wimp you met before you met me?

  Marsha Cameron Owens : He was not a wimp. He was sweet and kind and I'm not throwing these away.

  George Owens : Okay, then I will.

  [George throws out Marsha's mash letters] 

  Marsha Cameron Owens : George!

  [Marsha throws out George's girlie magazines] 

  George Owens : Hey, those are collector's items!

  Marsha Cameron Owens : Yeah, the trash collector.

  George Owens : Who's idea was it to clean out the attic anyways?

  Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere : Yours, George.