Fandango (1985)
Kevin Costner: Gardner Barnes
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Quotes
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Gardner : There's nothing wrong with going nowhere, son. It's a privilege of youth.
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Gardner : Here's to us and the privileges of youth!
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Phil Hicks, Groover : You are the most irresponsible person I have ever met.
Gardner : Well, somebody had to be.
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Gardner : Here's to us, by God! To us and that and privileges of youth. Here's to us and what we were.
Phil Hicks, Groover : And what we'll be.
Gardner : And what we'll be.
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Philip : Where's your car?
Gardner : You're drinkin' it!
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Gardner : You ever been in love, Philip?
Phil Hicks, Groover : I don't know.
Gardner : Of course you know. You ever thought you loved a woman, you loved her. That's all love is, mostly - thoughts.
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Gardner : She looks fast Truman.
Truman Sparks : Yeah, it's the stripes!
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Phil Hicks, Groover : They're airheads Gardner. Bimbos. Little girls with little brains.
Gardner : Well we're not trying to expand their MINDS Phillip so don't get picky on me.
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Gardner : "Hey, how we gonna stop?"
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Gardner : We're innocent critters squashed on the highway of life!
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Gardner : We could see the Donkey Lady!
Phil Hicks, Groover : We could get diseases
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Gardner : That's one small step for a Groover, boys... one giant leap for weenie-kind!
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Kenneth Waggener : Looking at a road map - "That's dirt son, there's no highway through here. The dotted line means dirt."
Gardner : giggling - "I thought it meant shortcut"
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Phil Hicks, Groover : "Do you know what "E" means? Do you know what "E" means? It means empty, Douchebag! Like your head!"
Gardner : "Well, I guess I'm just not officer material"
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Truman Sparks : Truman, you are a gentleman and a scholar.
Gardner : Look, l owed you one, Mr. Barnes. And here she is.
