Once Bitten (1985)

Lauren Hutton: Countess

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• Robin Pierce : [emerging from a coffin, smirking]  You're too late.

  Countess : You couldn't have! You've been in there for less than a minute.

  [Mark emerges from the coffin smirking] 

  Countess : [dejectedly]  You could've...

  [raises an eyebrow] 

  Countess : ...but you didn't have time to enjoy it.

• Mark Kendall : Are you a prostitute?

  Countess : I'm whatever you want me to be.

  Mark Kendall : Good! 'Cause I only have five dollars!

• Countess : I haven't had anything this pure since the Vienna Boys' Choir hit town.

• Countess : Wait! I have to replace every door you people smash. Can't you at least try the knob first?

  Sebastian : [Vampire in front tries the knob and it opens easily]  Jocks.

• Countess : How many days left till Halloween, Sebastian?

  Sebastian : Oh, a little more than a week, Countess. I told you not to worry.

  Countess : Not to worry? How amusing. But then you're not the one who needs to have the virgin blood of a young man not once, but three times before All Hallows Eve. Not to worry? Being a vampire in the 20th century is a nightmare!

  Sebastian : Did we get up on the wrong side of the coffin this evening?

• Countess : Hello, tall, dark and handsome.

  Mark Kendall : Me?